Personalised Vedic reading · On WhatsApp in 10–15 minutes
Love — a mystery your chart already answers.
Most readings tell you what is wrong with you. This one tells you which heartbreak patterns are genuinely written into your birth chart — and, just as importantly, which ones are not.
- 11pages of A4
- 10–15 mindetails to WhatsApp
- ₹599one payment
- CalculationSwiss Ephemeris · Lahiri
- DeliveryYour WhatsApp and email
- LanguageEnglish or Hindi
- FormatEleven pages of A4, PDF
The report
What is the Love & Heartbreak Report?
Eleven pages, computed from your own birth details and written against them — your Lagna, all nine grahas, both kundli squares and your dasha timeline, then a reading that may not contradict any of it.
- The heartbreak patterns your chart carries — and the ones it does not.
- Manglik checked from Lagna, Chandra and Shukra.
- Windows from your real dasha dates. Never a fixed date.
- A written answer to the one question you came here to ask.
Contents
What’s inside your Love Report
Six sections. Every one computed from your chart before a word of it is written.
Your real chart
Lagna, nine grahas, nakshatras, and both kundli squares drawn out.
What is not there
The patterns your chart does not carry. Nobody else tells you this.
The Manglik question
Checked from all three references, not the one most people use.
When, honestly
Your dasha timeline, and the next six months month by month.
Your own question
Ask the real one. You get an answer from your actual placements.
Upay for tonight
Ordinary remedies — and when not to buy a gemstone.
How it works
Three steps. One clear answer.
Ten to fifteen minutes, start to finish.
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Give your birth details
Date, time and place. No birth time is fine.
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We compute, then we write
The Swiss Ephemeris first. The words second.
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It arrives on your WhatsApp
And your email. Yours to keep, as a PDF.
“The calculation is the part that has to be exact. The writing is the part that has to be honest about it. I will not sell you a dosha to sell you a remedy.”
Kanchan Banerjee — the astrologer who writes your report
Everything included
One reading. Nothing held back.
Everything below is in the report itself — nothing kept behind a second payment. If you would rather talk it through live, that is a separate, optional session further down this page.
- Complete Vedic birth chart, D1 and D9 kundlis
- Which heartbreak patterns are in your chart — and which are not
- Manglik checked from all three references
- Vimshottari dasha timeline, down to the sub-period
- The next six months, month by month
- Your own question answered in depth, from your chart
- Remedies you can start tonight
- A gemstone recommendation we will refuse to make if it is wrong for you
Prefer to talk it through?
Or, ask Kanchan directly.
The report answers one question in depth. A live session is for when you have several, or the kind that only makes sense as a conversation.
Who it’s for
Written for the question you keep asking.
Singles who keep hitting the same wall
The same kind of person, the same ending. Your chart says whether that is a pattern in it, or a run of bad luck.
Anyone in the middle of a heartbreak
Confusion, silence, no explanation. You get the placements involved and the window you are actually in.
People waiting for it to start
The dasha timeline says which windows in the next years are yours, and which are not.
Anyone told they are Manglik
Checked from all three references. Most people carrying that label were given it on a single reading.
Why us
Why our report reads differently
Computed, not guessed
The Swiss Ephemeris is the engine professional astrologers use. The writing interprets its numbers and may not contradict them.
We say what is not there
Most readings only find problems, because a problem sells a remedy. Yours names what your chart does not carry.
Windows, never fixed dates
Nobody can tell you the date you will marry. You get the periods, with the dasha dates they come from.
And the person behind it
Kanchan Banerjee
The astrologer who writes every reading
Every report on this site is written by Kanchan Banerjee against a chart the Swiss Ephemeris computed — not assembled by a horoscope generator, and not stretched to fit a remedy someone wants to sell you.
That is also why this page has no testimonial wall and no customer count. There will be both, with names on them, the day there are enough real ones.
Get your reading — ₹599
Whatever is happening in your love life
This report speaks to it
- Being betrayed in love
- Love that never got fulfilled
- A breakup you are still carrying
- Growing distance in a relationship
- Family or in-laws standing between you and marriage
- A love marriage that keeps hitting obstacles
- The memory of an old love that will not fade
- Constant tension or fights with your partner
- Not finding the right partner
Questions
Straight answers
Is this a computer-generated horoscope?
The chart is computed — that part must be exact, and the Swiss Ephemeris is the same engine professional astrologers use. The reading is then written against those numbers and may not contradict them. What you will not get is a paragraph that would fit anybody born in your month.
I do not know my exact birth time.
You can still order. Without a birth time we cannot calculate your Lagna or the houses, so you receive a Moon-based reading instead — shorter in places, and the cover states clearly what was left out. We would rather say so than invent it.
How long does it take, and how does it reach me?
Ten to fifteen minutes in most cases. The report is sent to your WhatsApp and your email as a PDF, and the link stays live so you can come back to it whenever you want.
Will you tell me when I will get married?
No, and be careful with anyone who does. You get windows — periods where the conditions in your chart are strongest — with the dasha dates they come from.
Will you tell me about a specific person?
We do not name, describe or judge a specific person from a chart. We will tell you what to look for, and what your own chart keeps walking into.
What will you not do?
No predictions about death, disease, pregnancy, court cases or money. No dosha invented to sell a remedy. No fear used as persuasion. If your question suggests you are in real trouble, we stop the astrology and give you a helpline instead.
Is my birth data private?
Your details are used to compute your chart and deliver your report, and nothing else. We do not sell data and we do not publish charts.
Your chart already knows. Read it.
Eleven pages, computed from your own birth details, on your WhatsApp in about ten to fifteen minutes.
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